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rec/quarantine

Posted on July 31, 2009 at 3:49pm 1 Comment

Hi. Someone- can't recall who- sugg. I see REC cuz it was better than Quarantine.... watched it last night.... Quarantine scared me way worse... maybe cuz I didn't know what was going to happen, who knows... anyway thanks.



If anyone has more scary film suggs. let me know. I'm catching up cuz I've avoided them my whole life & am daring myself. They're more cheesy most of the time than scary. Quarantine literally had me up till dawn. That was ridiculous. In the meantime, I've… Continue

got tape?

Posted on June 13, 2009 at 7:14pm 1 Comment

Jun 13, 5:49 PM EDT



Drug suspect turns tables on NYPD with videotape



By TOM HAYS and COLLEEN LONG

copyright: Associated Press Writers



NEW YORK (AP) -- When undercover detectives busted Jose and Maximo Colon last year for selling cocaine at a seedy club in Queens, there was a glaring problem: The brothers hadn't done anything wrong.



But proclaiming innocence wasn't going to be good enough. The Dominican immigrants needed proof.



"I sat… Continue

baby squirrel leap

Posted on May 16, 2009 at 2:35pm 2 Comments

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Scary movie 4

Posted on May 2, 2009 at 2:14am 2 Comments

Vacancy 2: First Cut



South Carolinian Hillbillies at a motel decide to get into the snuff film biz in a roundabout way after a hidden camera in a room reveals a murder. Say, they think to themselves, this could git us some munee. Kill tha guests! Sell tha footage!



Well, compared to 99% of the other shit flicks I’ve reviewed, this was pretty damn good. Cinematography is cool & character development slight. Actual varying races! 3 friends resembling… Continue

scary movie 3

Posted on April 26, 2009 at 10:17pm 1 Comment

Urban Legends



I was trying to figure out what drugs would make this tolerable. This is the pre-movie-mixture: 3 joints fast, in a row; let it kick in at least 30 minutes prior to inserting dvd. 15 mins in, match it w 3 oxycontins downed via 3 shots tequila. Injest worm. At the hour mark, you'll hit "I'm so scared. Hey, nothing's gonna happen to you, I promise" then a kiss, whereupon lesbian throws hissy fir int he middle of a thunderstorming massacre commemoration bash.… Continue

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At 3:40pm on June 19, 2009, Shine On Down said…
i have been to cedar rapids and waterloo if you can believe that!!!
At 4:27pm on June 18, 2009, Shine On Down said…
Helllooo California, it could be true, maybe a rumor. lol thanks alot for taking the time. sara
At 1:54pm on May 26, 2009, shanna said…
Thank you for the welcome.
At 10:54am on May 24, 2009, nunyabidness67 said…
love books, havent bought any recently tho. Been getting bills paid off, taking care of me for right now. dentist and mechanic..dr's and meds...always something.
Texas is getting hot again, we had a nice cold spell and now it's back to being hot. will be taking up digs at the local pool soon ;-)
hate the last week of the month. broke and bored-LOL. getting some things in boxes to put in storage in case I have to leave again.
been poking around the site a lil bit. Pretty cool =) thanks again for turning me onto it.
laterz!
me
At 4:39pm on May 23, 2009, nunyabidness67 said…
hey chick! hope your weekend is going well, and hope u have nice weather to enjoy =)

laterz
me :-)
At 11:39pm on May 22, 2009, CALIFORNIA said…
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At 12:18pm on May 12, 2009, CALIFORNIA said…
Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a-lipstick boy
She was a-beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
You had hands girls boy
And steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy
[repeat]

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde boy
High density random
blonde boy
Blonde country
Blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Dog dirty dumb cracking boy
You're getting wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bears boy
Babes and babes
And babes and babes
and babes
And remembering nothing boy
Do you like my tin horn boy
It gets wet like at Angel
derailed

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succelent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in walks an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting pissed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the Ship
Talking to the most blonde
I ever met
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager
Shouting mega mega
White thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
in the tube hole
The blonde going back
to Romford
Mega mega mega going back
to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
On your way
To a new age tension headache


underworld
At 2:34pm on May 2, 2009, lea (gone) said…
i dont have a facebook, will send you and email...
At 10:42pm on April 30, 2009, lea (gone) said…
lil miss poet.....3k is a lot! would love to see it sometime =)
At 5:25pm on April 27, 2009, CALIFORNIA said…
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