Apples
So Adam and Eve lived In a gadda da vida until Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Then God give them the boot.
OK first fucked up thing with this scenario is that the bible blames a woman for not living in paradise. But how about all those Catholics that still eat apples?
I mean man and woman where kicked out of the Garden of Eden for eating an apple. But we still to this day eat apples.
Isn't that like a slap in God's face? "The one thing I don't want you to do is eat the Goddamn apples" and we still eat them everyday.
Fucking apples man...fucking apples
OK first fucked up thing with this scenario is that the bible blames a woman for not living in paradise. But how about all those Catholics that still eat apples?
I mean man and woman where kicked out of the Garden of Eden for eating an apple. But we still to this day eat apples.
Isn't that like a slap in God's face? "The one thing I don't want you to do is eat the Goddamn apples" and we still eat them everyday.
Fucking apples man...fucking apples
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Comment by inspector12 radio on May 7, 2009 at 12:57pm
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WELL CONSIDERING THE PHALIC SHAPE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BANANA.
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Comment by lea (gone) on May 7, 2009 at 12:31pm
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i like yellow and sweet apples...not the tart. i bet you love the tarts =)
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good point. but i thought it was a tomato? i may be mistaken...dont really care...hey dont catholics slap god in da face every day anyway?
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