Creative death methods
In which is this blog we will discuss the most creative ways for Phucktard to die, be it in accidental ways or forms of slow torture or quick slasher movie deaths, whatever creative and imaginative method you can think of, post it here. And don't give me any of that bleeding heart "This isn't right" crap, we have ALL thought about this, I'm just giving you a creative outlet for your thoughts, now speak up!
Method #1: Strip him to his BVD's and slice him up with many razor blades, stake him to a red ant hill in the hot sun and cover him with lemon and honey (to intensify the pain and draw the ants). Leave him like that for however long it takes for him to A) Bleed to death. B) Die from ant bites. C) Starve. D) All of the above.
Your turn.
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Comment by Argent009 on June 19, 2014 at 9:06pm
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Zen's wet dream
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What dentures? He refuses to get any medical coverage so he can't afford dentures. He gums all his cock.
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We're talking about Zen here, he's famous for being hung like a light switch.
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You mean it'd taste like Zen's jiz?
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Well, it'd be fun if we could revive him over and over, but too quick for just a one shot kill, not painful enough. :>
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@The Diego, kudos for taking the effort to edit an animated gif with The Phucktard's face in it.
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Comment by Magicwhoha on June 19, 2014 at 2:17am
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I forget what that's from Rare. Worst head splatter effect ever though.
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But wait, he said first one to die WINS... J would gobble him up.
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He and J locked in a room no light food or bathroom .... First One Dies Win's
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