Creative death methods

In which is this blog we will discuss the most creative ways for Phucktard to die, be it in accidental ways or forms of slow torture or quick slasher movie deaths, whatever creative and imaginative method you can think of, post it here. And don't give me any of that bleeding heart "This isn't right" crap, we have ALL thought about this, I'm just giving you a creative outlet for your thoughts, now speak up!

Method #1: Strip him to his BVD's and slice him up with many razor blades, stake him to a red ant hill in the hot sun and cover him with lemon and honey (to intensify the pain and draw the ants). Leave him like that for however long it takes for him to A) Bleed to death. B) Die from ant bites. C) Starve. D) All of the above.

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Comment by Argent009 on June 18, 2014 at 3:47pm: Hmmm, getting better, but can we get a little more creativity in there, perhaps he is wrapped in barbed wire when he pees on the electrical wire or jumps without a parachute, or he jumps with a big ol' stick rammed half way up his butt and when he lands it gets impaled right through to where he brain should be? You know, give the deaths a bit of flair.

Comment by Magicwhoha on June 18, 2014 at 10:14am: prolapsed anal cavity

Comment by Bytes on June 18, 2014 at 8:27am: He should go swimming in a vat of acid.

Comment by Magicwhoha on June 18, 2014 at 2:59am: I'd lace his keyboard with L.S.D. ... leave nothing but sharp things around ...

Comment by Argent009 on June 18, 2014 at 2:51am: As much as I love Pan's Labyrinth, it isn't relevant here, TYPE your idea of a proper way for him to die, pics don't count, you must use your own creativity, not Guillermo Del Toro's.

Comment by Magicwhoha on June 18, 2014 at 2:35am

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Comment by Argent009 on June 18, 2014 at 2:31am: If only it was as simple as him being a Zombie, then nobody could get angry at anyone for offing him. We need creative deaths here WhoHa, lets hear what your mind can come up with, not what your Google Search can produce. Now get creative!!!! I wanna taste the blood!