DAY 10 NO SMOKING, NEXT STOP TWINKIE REHAB,YOUTUBERS,SUNDAYS RADIO SHOW

DAY 10! I SWITCH TO THE NEXT STAGE OF PATCHES! MY NERVES ARE NOT AS EDGY NOW AND THOUGHTS OF STRANGLING MY NEIGHBOR HAVE FADED AWAY.

I WAS LOOKING IN THE YELLOW PAGES AND ON THE INTERNET AND I CAN'T FIND A TWINKIE REHAB PLACE! I AM GOING TO HAVE TO FIND A NEW HABIT SOON TO KICK THE CREAMY SPONGE CAKE TREAT. HMMMMMMMM SUGGESTIONS?

I AM STAYING ON YOUTUBE A WEEK LONGER. IT SEEMS THE TROLLS WENT IN TO PANIC MODE WHEN I ANNOUNCED I WAS LEAVING YOUTUBE.
I HAVE SO MANY FANS THERE . THEY EVEN TRIED TO MAKE PARODY VIDEOS AND FAILED.BUT THEY DO READ THIS BLOG LIKE IT IS THE BIBLE. RIGHT ANDREW,SHARON,ROBERT,ACE,AND JOSH. YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC LIVING YOUR MISERABLE LIVES THROUGH MY ACTIONS ON THE INTERNET.NOW I AM USING MY MIND CONTROL ABILITIES ON YOU TO GO OUT AND GET LAID. YOU MUST DO IT BECAUSE I AM THE MIND CONTROL MASTER. YOU HAVE SAID SO YOURSELF......NOW GO YOU BOTTOM RUNGS OF SOCIETY.

SUNDAYS SHOW IS GOING TO BE ALOT OF FUN, DAVID ICKES HAS A CULT LIKE FOLLOWING AND THEY TEND TO BECOME QUITE UPSET WHEN THEY HEAR ANYTHING NEGATIVE (I.E. FACTS) ABOUT THEIR GURU.SO BE SURE TO TUNE IN.

PEACE LOVE AND TWINKIES
INSPECTOR.

P.S. EXCUSE ME TROLLS BUT YOU CAN STOP READING AND GO GET LAID.THAT MEANS YOU SHARON..PUT THE BOX OF DOUGHNUTS DOWN......MOVE SLOWLEY I KNOW IT IS HARD TO WADDLED THAT 300 POUNDS OF FAT AROUND......GO SLOWER OR YOUR THIGHS WILL CHAFE.