We are conducting an E-Seance to contact the spirit of Donald Ward Peterson to ask his spirit to stop haunting our website... Everyone hold hands...
OoooOOOOooooohhhh... Oh Spirit of Teh Diggar, we summon you to this e-Seance! Make your presence known by flushing Phantard's toilet once please!
Oooohhhh Spirit of Teh Diggar, we ask that you stop haunting this website with your presence, we believe that you are actually dead now and recognize your presence in the corona of the sun and the wiggly things at the bottom of the sea and know you are with your beloved ET's now and we wish your presence to depart from this place where we gather! By the power of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER! I cast you out now spirit! BE GONE FROM THIS PLACE!!!!
Everyone chant along with me... "OH LONG JOHNSON! DON BEGONE!" repeat it over and over until you feel a cleansing presence in the website or until Bandikat screams at Kenny and beats him with a shoe.
Obey the cat