While the internutts anxiously awaits the oncoming changes of i-Tube, the world of 8-bit architect comes to a abrupt halt.
"They're moving on........WITHOUT ME!?!"
Being exiled from almost EVERY social networking site that EVER allowed you has worn it's ware on your mind Kenny. i-Tube is your LAST vessel of attention and you're clawing for it, tooth and fang, snarling and foaming from the mouth.....HOWEVER.....WHEN exactly did i-Tube become the online embodiment of your sanity???
My history with you goes as far back as you go back with ANYONE on ANY video/social platform, believe it or not. Prior to making my FIRST video....I watched you...INTENSELY....waiting, preparing to make a video to systematically take you apart, as I did with everyone else, in the event of "Vlog Warz". As the years went by.....I realized you were a joke. You were hardly worth addressing by 1/2 a year in. I would much rather watch Margie, Immendumb or Dendrophilwtfever. I can't believe I actually took you seriously....ONCE.
You were NEVER a contender.....never will be. You were a lulzcow CONSTANTLY being milked for god-tier lulz. With EVERY pwnage came a withdrawal on your behalf, retreating into such hilarious antics such as: which WWF star wronged you, your haunted house, how a gang of black men kicked in your shoebox and stole your shit....and let's not forget this timeless jewel......"Someone sitting outside of your house with a shotgun"....or some shit.
GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!
You either want Trevor's attention, Byte's or mine. You haven't heard....Bytes is opening a business.....she doesn't have time for you.
.......and Trevor, while WILDLY successful BEFORE you found the "On" button on your camera, may now be a middle-aged, half vegetated shell of a parody of a man that he USED to be.....
....he MAY have time for you.
I haven't left my site....it's still here. I just left everyone ELSE to MY devices. The day I leave the site will be sold, destroyed or passed along.
Well...where does that leave US?
I'm calling for ALL members to police ALL members for: The Phantom Purge
What is The Phantom Purge, you ask?
This is where you, Kenny, become part of the things that the internet is made of. Memories.
All things Phantom409 will be wiped from this site. Pictures, videos, of course....we'll still mention you from time to time....BUT....ONLY IN LINK FORM, lol.
We'd like to wish you well on your 8-bit regression into the internet......but, with change on the forefront.....we can't carry you along any longer. You've already damaged us enough with your assfoolery.....and we've soiled by association.
FAIL THEE WELL!
ALL members are urged to DELETE their videos and Images of Phantom409 for the Purge. Any video or images on an inactive profile please message them to me.
Phantom......you are now FREE from this i-Tube fifth ruining your online reputation.
THE PURGE BEGINS TONIGHT
Let's make this shit happen.