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While the internutts anxiously awaits the oncoming changes of i-Tube, the world of 8-bit architect comes to a abrupt halt.

"They're moving on........WITHOUT ME!?!"

Lol....yeah....pretty much.  

Being exiled from almost EVERY social networking site that EVER allowed you has worn it's ware on your mind Kenny.  i-Tube is your LAST vessel of attention and you're clawing for it, tooth and fang, snarling and foaming from the mouth.....HOWEVER.....WHEN exactly did i-Tube become the online embodiment of your sanity???

   Say whaaaaaaa?

My history with you goes as far back as you go back with ANYONE on ANY video/social platform, believe it or not.  Prior to making my FIRST video....I watched you...INTENSELY....waiting, preparing to make a video to systematically take you apart, as I did with everyone else, in the event of "Vlog Warz".  As the years went by.....I realized you were a joke.  You were hardly worth addressing by 1/2 a year in.  I would much rather watch Margie, Immendumb or Dendrophilwtfever.  I can't believe I actually took you seriously....ONCE.

You were NEVER a contender.....never will be.  You were a lulzcow CONSTANTLY being milked for god-tier lulz. With EVERY pwnage came a withdrawal on your behalf, retreating into such hilarious antics such as:  which WWF star wronged you, your haunted house, how a gang of black men kicked in your shoebox and stole your shit....and let's not forget this timeless jewel......"Someone sitting outside of your house with a shotgun"....or some shit.

GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!

You either want Trevor's attention, Byte's or mine.  You haven't heard....Bytes is opening a business.....she doesn't have time for you.


I've started ANOTHER business.....I don't have time for you.

.......and Trevor, while WILDLY successful BEFORE you found the "On" button on your camera, may now be a middle-aged, half vegetated shell of a parody of a man that he USED to be.....

....he MAY have time for you.

I haven't left my site....it's still here.  I just left everyone ELSE to MY devices.  The day I leave the site will be sold, destroyed or passed along.

Well...where does that leave US?

I'm calling for ALL members to police ALL members for:  The Phantom Purge

What is The Phantom Purge, you ask?


This is where you, Kenny, become part of the things that the internet is made of.   Memories.  

All things Phantom409 will be wiped from this site.  Pictures, videos, of course....we'll still mention you from time to time....BUT....ONLY IN LINK FORM, lol.

We'd like to wish you well on your 8-bit regression into the internet......but, with change on the forefront.....we can't carry you along any longer.  You've already damaged us enough with your assfoolery.....and we've soiled by association.

   FAIL THEE WELL!

ALL members are urged to DELETE their videos and Images of Phantom409 for the Purge.  Any video or images on an inactive profile please message them to me.

Phantom......you are now FREE from this i-Tube fifth ruining your online reputation.

THE PURGE BEGINS TONIGHT

Let's make this shit happen.

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Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 5:32pm

u suck at trollin....go to reddit and then come back to me......

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 5:32pm

@TR

You hurt my feelings, obviously you don't care! LOL

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 5:30pm

As for Argent he is cool when it wants to be, but meh, Nobody is perfect, HI, MY name is DRONE motherfucker, I don't like hot shots and loud mouths, I don't like kiss asses, or people who take aim at easy fucking targets, that shit is weak.

Half the problem with fucking trolling, especially now is half the people just do it because of some bullshit they seen or heard someone else do!

But meh, I AM NOT a TROLL so, isn't that kind of one of those first rules. You don't talk about it.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 5:27pm

I already apologized to the foreigner. quick! jump the border fence and catch the turd before he ends up in the sewer? In the meantime i will see if i can whip up another batch fer u.

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 5:23pm

reread the fucking post brain trust, i didn't say anything about 4chan, other than to point out you brought that bullshit up in here while not even having the common decency to introduce yourself like a real person, and I don't give a fuck if your face is on your profile or not, as you pointed out on your video on VH, asking everybody if you were a troll, because you showed your face.

You still owe me an apology, but that is ok, not like you could because that might actually be surprising.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 5:20pm

obvious troll is obvious. Boner needs moar werk on his social engineering skillz.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 5:19pm

no need to drop 4chan dox. that is illegal.

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 5:17pm

You also kind of look like a chick, not that I have much room to talk but still.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 5:16pm

u welcome to meet me in my mommys basement i have a special surprise waiting fer u. besides i am 46 but thanx for the compliment anyways.....

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 5:15pm

Nope, I was trolling you scrub, I didn't really give a shit either, I just think its funny you stroll in here like anybody should or would give a fuck dropping 4chan as your credentials into looking over matters of a dead site member, when really outside of a maybe a few people willing either kiss your ass or try to suck your dick so hard their lips bleed, unlike you I don't need to tell people who I am, because unlike your delusional ass, I am not under the impression anybody gives a fuck. LOL

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