Fail v.6.2.5: The Phantom Purge

While the internutts anxiously awaits the oncoming changes of i-Tube, the world of 8-bit architect comes to a abrupt halt.

"They're moving on........WITHOUT ME!?!"

Lol....yeah....pretty much.

Being exiled from almost EVERY social networking site that EVER allowed you has worn it's ware on your mind Kenny. i-Tube is your LAST vessel of attention and you're clawing for it, tooth and fang, snarling and foaming from the mouth.....HOWEVER.....WHEN exactly did i-Tube become the online embodiment of your sanity???

Say whaaaaaaa?

My history with you goes as far back as you go back with ANYONE on ANY video/social platform, believe it or not. Prior to making my FIRST video....I watched you...INTENSELY....waiting, preparing to make a video to systematically take you apart, as I did with everyone else, in the event of "Vlog Warz". As the years went by.....I realized you were a joke. You were hardly worth addressing by 1/2 a year in. I would much rather watch Margie, Immendumb or Dendrophilwtfever. I can't believe I actually took you seriously....ONCE.

You were NEVER a contender.....never will be. You were a lulzcow CONSTANTLY being milked for god-tier lulz. With EVERY pwnage came a withdrawal on your behalf, retreating into such hilarious antics such as: which WWF star wronged you, your haunted house, how a gang of black men kicked in your shoebox and stole your shit....and let's not forget this timeless jewel......"Someone sitting outside of your house with a shotgun"....or some shit.

GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!

You either want Trevor's attention, Byte's or mine. You haven't heard....Bytes is opening a business.....she doesn't have time for you.

I've started ANOTHER business.....I don't have time for you.

.......and Trevor, while WILDLY successful BEFORE you found the "On" button on your camera, may now be a middle-aged, half vegetated shell of a parody of a man that he USED to be.....

....he MAY have time for you.

I haven't left my site....it's still here. I just left everyone ELSE to MY devices. The day I leave the site will be sold, destroyed or passed along.

Well...where does that leave US?

I'm calling for ALL members to police ALL members for: The Phantom Purge

What is The Phantom Purge, you ask?

This is where you, Kenny, become part of the things that the internet is made of. Memories.

All things Phantom409 will be wiped from this site. Pictures, videos, of course....we'll still mention you from time to time....BUT....ONLY IN LINK FORM, lol.

We'd like to wish you well on your 8-bit regression into the internet......but, with change on the forefront.....we can't carry you along any longer. You've already damaged us enough with your assfoolery.....and we've soiled by association.

FAIL THEE WELL!

ALL members are urged to DELETE their videos and Images of Phantom409 for the Purge. Any video or images on an inactive profile please message them to me.

Phantom......you are now FREE from this i-Tube fifth ruining your online reputation.

THE PURGE BEGINS TONIGHT

Let's make this shit happen.

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Comment by j on July 8, 2014 at 2:51pm: STFU ??

You all would suffer without all my great ideas, suggestions, and comedy... And I just couldn't have that on my conscience...

: )

Rare should be the next ban... Bytes has volunteered, give her another day for her ass to pay for what her mouth says... That leaves 2 more to make absolutely sure nothing possibly remains at issue for PV to fixate on... The only one you might lose actual worth while contributions from is Argent... Well if you are into gay vampire content sure, but not much else... Tosser... He's got nothing...

The sooner the purge, the sooner you can go back to not thinking of Kenny...

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 1:12pm: MBD already p;urged Snatchez.....but as you can see he just came back as Jap Fuck.

Comment by Drone on July 8, 2014 at 11:21am: MBD is the man, so as a result of his epicness, I am going to copy and steal all his ideas and shit, and tack credit for it!

:)

Honestly, don't think this will stop kids from jumping in the deep end of the pool!

Comment by j on July 8, 2014 at 9:21am: The most simple solution is to ban and delete Bytes, Argent, Rare, Diego, and Tosser's accounts and then have them re-apply to the site...

Problem solved... Nothing to worry about... Nothing to double check...

Boom ! All PV crap gone...

This will save you hassles later if he finds out it is not all gone...

Comment by j on July 8, 2014 at 9:08am: Congratulations on your new venture there MBD !

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 3:37am: Uhhhhhh......cause he's black????? YEAH! THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!!

Comment by Argent009 on July 8, 2014 at 1:22am: Why do you know about creepers Trevor?

And why does MBD have a video of some black guy for every fucking situation?

Hey MBD, find me a video of a black guy singing the theme song to the Brady Bunch.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 8, 2014 at 12:52am: Phantomb finds peace playing 8 bit imaginary lego houses talking to imaginary people while gettin the shit knocked outta him by the creepers. lawl

Comment by MBD - Tha Last NetBender on July 8, 2014 at 12:50am: Knock yourself out....but I ignored him all this time hoping he'd just, go find some peace somewhere.......