Fail v.6.2.5: The Phantom Purge

While the internutts anxiously awaits the oncoming changes of i-Tube, the world of 8-bit architect comes to a abrupt halt.

"They're moving on........WITHOUT ME!?!"

Lol....yeah....pretty much.

Being exiled from almost EVERY social networking site that EVER allowed you has worn it's ware on your mind Kenny. i-Tube is your LAST vessel of attention and you're clawing for it, tooth and fang, snarling and foaming from the mouth.....HOWEVER.....WHEN exactly did i-Tube become the online embodiment of your sanity???

Say whaaaaaaa?

My history with you goes as far back as you go back with ANYONE on ANY video/social platform, believe it or not. Prior to making my FIRST video....I watched you...INTENSELY....waiting, preparing to make a video to systematically take you apart, as I did with everyone else, in the event of "Vlog Warz". As the years went by.....I realized you were a joke. You were hardly worth addressing by 1/2 a year in. I would much rather watch Margie, Immendumb or Dendrophilwtfever. I can't believe I actually took you seriously....ONCE.

You were NEVER a contender.....never will be. You were a lulzcow CONSTANTLY being milked for god-tier lulz. With EVERY pwnage came a withdrawal on your behalf, retreating into such hilarious antics such as: which WWF star wronged you, your haunted house, how a gang of black men kicked in your shoebox and stole your shit....and let's not forget this timeless jewel......"Someone sitting outside of your house with a shotgun"....or some shit.

GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!

You either want Trevor's attention, Byte's or mine. You haven't heard....Bytes is opening a business.....she doesn't have time for you.

I've started ANOTHER business.....I don't have time for you.

.......and Trevor, while WILDLY successful BEFORE you found the "On" button on your camera, may now be a middle-aged, half vegetated shell of a parody of a man that he USED to be.....

....he MAY have time for you.

I haven't left my site....it's still here. I just left everyone ELSE to MY devices. The day I leave the site will be sold, destroyed or passed along.

Well...where does that leave US?

I'm calling for ALL members to police ALL members for: The Phantom Purge

What is The Phantom Purge, you ask?

This is where you, Kenny, become part of the things that the internet is made of. Memories.

All things Phantom409 will be wiped from this site. Pictures, videos, of course....we'll still mention you from time to time....BUT....ONLY IN LINK FORM, lol.

We'd like to wish you well on your 8-bit regression into the internet......but, with change on the forefront.....we can't carry you along any longer. You've already damaged us enough with your assfoolery.....and we've soiled by association.

FAIL THEE WELL!

ALL members are urged to DELETE their videos and Images of Phantom409 for the Purge. Any video or images on an inactive profile please message them to me.

Phantom......you are now FREE from this i-Tube fifth ruining your online reputation.

THE PURGE BEGINS TONIGHT

Let's make this shit happen.

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Comment by Argent009 on July 7, 2014 at 11:53pm: FIGHT! FIGHT! A NIGGA AND A WHITE!

YAY!!!! New Drama!

<Grabs popcorn and props up the recliner>

GO FOR THE NADS DUDE!!!!

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 7, 2014 at 11:29pm: I never made a tag vid. I was banned since February 2007 when I exposed YTWatchdog as Dallas and DaxFlame as an actor.

Comment by Magicwhoha on July 7, 2014 at 11:25pm: In Awe ! MBD U Duh Man !

Comment by MBD - Tha Last NetBender on July 7, 2014 at 11:22pm: Not sure....but did anyone tag you?

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 7, 2014 at 11:20pm: Did Dallas ever respond to your YTWatchdog Tag? lol

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 7, 2014 at 11:17pm: I knew you from before but never embedded any of your videos that I thought was relevent to my audience. So your vid was sort of a test to see how my English audience would react. lol

Comment by MBD - Tha Last NetBender on July 7, 2014 at 11:15pm: So you're saying I should be jealous that teen-brit-pop-emo-hair-fags didn't want you to embed a video of mine on your site, because you recognized talent of an already-grown-Mean-Black-Dude?

That just means I haven't grown emotionally.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 7, 2014 at 11:07pm: I was talking about the GENERAL AUDIENCE from CharlieIsSoCool kids in England. They wanted me to take your vid down. lolololol

Also.....ArricksReloaded was ALWAYS on my website 24/7 reading, watching embeded vids and emailing me tips non-stop.

But NOBODY outside of America knew who you were until I embeded your vid on my site. 60% of my traffic were CharlieIsSoCool and Nerimon fan girls.

But you can revise history different. No prob.

Comment by MBD - Tha Last NetBender on July 7, 2014 at 11:02pm: Trever......I've made a FEW videos that were featured Original Content (OC.......c'mon...be an oldfag for a min).

I was featured on the FRONT PAGE of YouTube, Killed the "King of YouTube" and spotlighted on "People & Blogs". Invited and Featured for Yahoo! Live (Yahoo's counter to BlogTV) and my videos were being shared and embedded LONG before I first appeared on YouTube.

Nice try, though.

Comment by Trevor Rieger on July 7, 2014 at 10:54pm: After I posted your Hard Vlogging vid on my website, I got a flood of nasty angry emails asking me who you were and why are you on my site. lol

But then you posted your "So you want to be a vlogger" and instead of 2,000 views you got 50,000 views.

So, like I said.....remember where your ROOTS came from to make you famous to the general youtube audience who never heard about you until they saw your vid on my site.