i don't understand irony. which is ironic, because i'm white.

hello tubers. some of you remember me, some of you dont. for those that dont, count yourself among teh luckiez.

i used to stomp around this site like erry fuckin day. yelling in tokbox, insulting everyone, and basically contributing nothing.  and then one day, i just quit. like, the whole internet. left youtube, facebook, myspace, whatever. didn't delete anything, just walked away from it. why? i can't tell you. it's classified material. and no, it's not on wikileaks. and no, no one gave a shit enough about me to put it in encyclopedia dramatica.

ok fine i'll spill it.....look around you. people wrapped up in storylines that are looser than lindsay lohan on new years eve in tijuana. and let me tell ya friends, that's pretty fuckin loose. he said she said is less a gossip thing and more a way of fucking life to some of these people. creating hundreds of sock accounts and blogspots and 4chan posts ten miles long devoted to spinning a story with more twists than some shit that hindu dude with the fucked up name could think of if he smoked ten pounds of methampetamines. and it usually all starts because somebody got banned.

i wont name names(phantom) but it really starts to bother you when people(digger) seemingly have more interest in living in some surrealistic hellhole they've created on the internet(serson) than doing ANYTHING IRL. it further bothers you that you start to realize, these are grown ups. people who are supposed to have a clue about life or what the fuck we are doing or building new technology and making advancements in science and medicine and mapping the cosmos and ensuring the continued survival of the human species. 

sounds silly right? how many of you can build me a fucking laptop from scratch? 

ok i'm being hazy. i apologize. let me clarify.

i left the net because i saw it for what it really was. a smart persons idea being overrun by a bunch of stupid fucking idiots. slaves to it, sucking at the huge digital tit, with all the fervor of a starved infant being present with Lucy Pinders heavenly rack. don't believe me? imagine what the fuck would happen if the internet just quit working. because pretty soon, it's going to. the smart people are going to realize all they've done is give dumb assholes a voice. exposed the world to the basement dwelling forty year old child molester demographic. solid group of folks. so they'll cut it off. or, they'll all just die and we'll be too stupid to be able to work it without the geek squad to call. but we wont be calling anyone, because all our phones rely on the internet now. 

but, in the end...i came back. because to truly prepare for doom, you must first embrace it. plus, i really got tired of paying for porn.