Osama Bin Laden, Hide and Seek Champion!

Wanna know why it took the world ten years to find Osama Bin Laden? It's all because Osama was that kid in elementary school that nobody liked. Sure the other kids played hide and seek with Osama, but they never bothered looking for him. Eventually, the kids went on looking for buried treasure (AKA oil).

I guess some things never change.