Room for one more whacko?

Like most of you, I'm an unemployed middle aged loser with zero credentials and a head filled with crazy ideas. I don't have much going on at the moment -- no friends or contact with the outside world (except when I venture out to cash my cuckoo check). I like to bicker endlessly on the internet and engage in long-winded sock battles where attrition decides the winner.

This place is already chock-full of malcontents but hopefully there is room for one more whiny little bitch with an ax to grind. I leave the heavy lifting to others but I'm a decent ankle biter and am sufficiently self-aggrandizing without upstaging the long-suffering grinders. Can I join the pissing party around here? Should I play a much-maligned administrator or a paranoid participant?