Stupid Fucks

This is important stuff to a stupid fuck:

HDTV, the "Big Switch" to digital, Dolby Digital Surround Sound, THX, Oprah Winfrey, putting up a BIGGER Obama poster so you look like less of a racist prick, acting just like some asshole celebrity on tv, dressing like an ignorant whore, adoring some skinny dick on the idiot box, watching a bunch of spoiled fucks play grab-ass at the stupor bowl, waiting for the asinine ' bowl commercials to come onto your fucking brand-new widescreen plasma display you got on credit at 25% interest and laughing when the Budweiser draft horse farts in someone's face, letting your daughter date a slender little fucking prick who forcibly sticks his dick in her ass "like a porn star" and then acting astonished when she gets knocked up a few months later, driving your god-damned "Premium Luxury SUV" to a shitty slave-job you hate and foregoing food instead of cutting off the cable when your ARM adjusts from $750 a month to $1800 a month... Buying a boring, overpriced beige italian leather sofa and putting it into an overpriced beige-ass house with overpriced beige boxmobiles parked in front of it, right next to the neighbors who have the same fucking thing going on in 'tan'. Keeping up with those asshole Joneses and their snobby world-class prick attitudes, laughing at homeless people on your way to the mall for another pair of shoes from China that will live in the closet until you toss them in half a year, watching American Idol and "voting" for some idiot fuck who sings an eighties song off-key because his hair is cool, dumbing down and acting like a cum dumpster because that's how some celebrity slut acts, becoming a vegetarian so you can rub your moral superiority shit in everyone's face and pretend you're relevant... Gasping in horror at the latest overhyped shooting and "demanding an end to gun violence" by authorizing the asshole Cowards That Be to rape and pillage fellow Americans' Rights as you stuff your obnoxious asshole kids with more HFCS and diabetes-inducing garbage with a generic cartoon mascot on it... Caring more about getting a strange piece of ass, pussy, cock, mouth, and/or other undefined orifice than you do about your seven-year old kid who is having to unlock the front door and sit alone in your McMansion, being on the 'winning' side rather than being right, hating the "other side of the aisle" while "your boys" are out-of-control plunderers and assholes, getting a Venti-mocha-latte-Crappucino in your cupholder and dumping half of it out as you walk into work wearing a brown belt and black shoes... Trying to figure out how to con that bitch in Accounting into sucking your dick in the supply room before you go home to your morbidly obese wife, who is fucking your poolboy while Dr. Phil yammers on like an ass in the other room so the children don't hear her erotic grunting, then wondering why your life sucks. Living in a house in a place where every other house looks the same, so much so that the elderly man down the road is fined $1000 by some HOA cunt who thinks her shit doesn't stink...

Stupid fucks... How much of this will still be important in FEMA camp?