Thanks alot Mr President

I am (or should I say was) an ultra right wing, fanatical, conservative, republican blogger.
I was in the process of taking down the Democrat party, when I was rudely interrupted by the infamous CIA, covert, heart attack gun!

You remember my speech.
The one that went "you are going to see it all on March the first!"
I made that speech.
And then Obama decided to make March the first a warning to all his critics.

Hey... Alex Jones.
Watch out man.
You are probably next.
Wayne Madsen is already in hiding.

Well.
That is my intro.
Needless to say the Obama evidence was never aired.
Basically due to me being currently dead.
I have to say that being dead is a bit inconvenient, but I guess that is what happens when you mess with the most powerfull man on the Planet.
Clearly with hindsight I probably would have done things different.
But it is always easier to be wise after the event.
Anyway
Enough about me.
What say instead we talk about about a narcissist like me?......