The Little Troll Who Couldn't

I'm writing you this to, respectfully, ask you to go on about your business. Several times on my YouTube channel you've left comments that make me wonder "WTF are you thinking?", including your latest, today.

It must KILL you and yours to come to my channel and see your failed comments bumped out of view by random awesome posted by random users and my shit isn't littered with comments from faceless socks that you've never seen, but call, "friends".

I'm sure you owners would be pleased that you had some nuts to do this or maybe you just forgot to log out of your main account, Mr " I have 2 channels, 1 for my vlogs and 1 for trolling, BUT I'm TOO pussy to be a full troll".....lol....who cares.

Ralf....you're sick.....housebound....and you're looking for acceptance and friends. It's obvious to ANYONE who's ever interacted with you.

Ralf...I'm leaving you alone on the strength that you, too, can move along, in peace. That should be fairly easy since everyone else in your immediate circle has moved along.

Have they stopped talking to you?

Skype calls not ringing much lately?

Need moar instant gratification from outside the home?

You're as welcomed back as anyone else, (who weren't ban't), but, this will be you last warning from me, before you become fodder for my habit.

THIS is NOT you

THIS is YOU

.......fucking poser

Don't like it......make a video or STFU!