The World Vs. Kiwi

Hey, y'all - The MadShangi here: putting the Drama back in DramaTube. Or at least trying to. Well, it seems that the Kiwi had a mighty revelation today in the chatroom. NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HIM! Oh what a surprise. The Kiwi spoke up in chat after someone asked what's with the beef between him and I. Specifically "How can the Kiwi reach you if he's in New Zealand and you're from Canada?"

Well, the answer is "he can't." See, the Kiwi has a criminal record, which would prevent him from entering my country. The Kiwi can't do a goddamn thing to me. Never has, never will. Besides, if he ever was close enough to me, I would beat the living crap out of him.

Well, the Kiwi, chatting as "Nemesis" spoke up to defend himself from comments I was making about his criminal past. On YouTube, the Kiwi had an account called "kangaroocourtpalmy" where he attempted to make scathing videos about the "State Paid Thugs" (the police in his hometown) and prove his innocence through a one-sided ramble-fest meant to clear his name. What the fucking idiot does not realize is that his moronic diatribes about his run-ins with the law, only serve to paint a darker picture of the Kiwi. Especially when Kiwi posts the address of his former landlord, and spins a wild tale about how the police conspired with the landlord to file a false police report against Mr. Kiwi. There was even some odious stuff on the channel about Mr. Landlord apparently claiming that the Kiwi fired a rifle at his house from Kiwi's van. Knowing the Kiwi, he probably did. Fucking nutcase. I remember a particularly interesting part of Kiwi's video where he makes the statement, "Even if I did threaten to kill the fuckin' arsehole they were too far away to hear me." Something like that. I'm paraphrasing here, but it goes to show how much the Kiwi incriminates himself in his attempts to slander others. Which is why nobody likes him.

Gee, I wonder the courts wouldn't let Mr. Kiwi reperesent himself?

Well, soon Kiwi got the message that nobody fuckin' likes him on DramaTube and that his presence is no longer welcome due to his neurotic behaviour and complete fuckery. So the Kiwi ran off crying, possibly to upload a video about this very incident. Let's hope Mr. Kiwi uploads that video that supposedly "exhonerates" him and proves his criminal past was really concocted by the machinations of an evil oppressive court system that just happens to pick on Poor Ol' Innocent Kiwi. It certainly would be good for a laugh and more entertaining than his other whining videos.

I'm the MadShangi... and you're not. Peace.