Buy! the Greedy Bankers Sing

Buy the Greedy Bankers Sing

Buy the greedy bankers sing
What you need is more charging
Go and buy a Christmas pet
You can charge things at the Vet
Charge lots of expensive presents
We will turn you into pesants
Interest rates will be rising
Glory to the banking ring
Extra charges we'll inflict
Be sure to charge 'til you are sick

Don't bother to get things fixed
You need things shiny and slick
Throw them out and buy things new
Some landfills take credit too
Christmas is the shopping season
Charge it without rhyme or reason
We don't want you to look cheap
Charge the best while rates are steep
Home re-finance is a cinch
We'd love to get you in a pinch


DEUTERONOMY 23



Miscellaneous Laws

15 If a slave has taken refuge with you, do not hand him over to his master. 16 Let him live among you wherever he likes and in whatever town he chooses. Do not oppress him.
17 No Israelite man or woman is to become a shrine prostitute. 18 You must not bring the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute [c] into the house of the LORD your God to pay any vow, because the LORD your God detests them both.
19 Do not charge your brother interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest. 20 You may charge a foreigner interest, but not a brother Israelite, so that the LORD your God may bless you in everything you put your hand to in the land you are entering to possess.

21 If you make a vow to the LORD your God, do not be slow to pay it, for the LORD your God will certainly demand it of you and you will be guilty of sin. 22 But if you refrain from making a vow, you will not be guilty. 23 Whatever your lips utter you must be sure to do, because you made your vow freely to the LORD your God with your own mouth.

24 If you enter your neighbor's vineyard, you may eat all the grapes you want, but do not put any in your basket. 25 If you enter your neighbor's grainfield, you may pick kernels with your hands, but you must not put a sickle to his standing grain.