Ode to Swine Flu

Yeah, I had it and it was rough. It's still lingering a bit, but I'm feeling better.

Ode to Swine Flu (lyrics)

Swine Flu, Swine Flu
It's true that I had you
But I didn't die
I didn't cry
Although I wanted to
I'm glad we finally parted ways
Swine Flu

I know that I deserved it
I ate bacon, too
I ate pork roast
I ate pork chops
And even wild boar too
I even ate burritos
Made by Mexicans
So swine flu
Please know I understand

Now please, don't cry
Because I didn't die
I'm tougher than I, look you see
It's not that easy to kill me
Swine Flu, Swine Flu
What I say is true
Miss Piggy cried
When I didn't die
Swine Flu

Copyright © 2009 Cal Jennings