Shine On Down's Blog – April 2009 Archive (4)

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

about a highly contagious,

potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by

hand, and even electronically.



This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer

(WORK). If you receive

WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else

via any means whatsoever,

DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

completely. If you

should come into… Continue

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN

AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?



WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING

ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.





I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY

WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO

COULD HE BE… Continue

GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding

on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring

rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I… Continue

LMFAO!!


Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.


At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

damn pics didnt come through when i cut n pasted!