Serious epidemic.

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert
about a highly contagious,
potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK). If you receive
WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else
via any means whatsoever,
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you
should come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes;
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.