Shine On Down's Blog (15)

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales..



Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.



'Ben,… Continue

what a day, first farrah, now michael jacks? ed just passed a few days ago, seems to be true stars pass i 3's just in shock!

is anyome else experiencing trouble adding new video?
thanks sarafina

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God Came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" Inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises And sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.



It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one Pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking

Them with my arms, catching them on branches and Snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,"… Continue

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.



# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.



# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.



# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same

time.



# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.



# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.



# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho..



# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.



# 2 - When they… Continue

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.



Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.



For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.



A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going… Continue

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.



I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my… Continue

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

about a highly contagious,

potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by

hand, and even electronically.



This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer

(WORK). If you receive

WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else

via any means whatsoever,

DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life

completely. If you

should come into… Continue

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN

AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?



WELL...YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING

ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.





I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY

WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO

COULD HE BE… Continue

GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding

on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring

rain, is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his wife.

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' she asks.

'No, I… Continue

LMFAO!!


Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.


At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

damn pics didnt come through when i cut n pasted!

Switching from brighthouse/roadrunner to Verizon Vio's tomorrow, excited saving money is HOT! going fast on the internets is HOT;]

i get a email saying that dramatubesucks has subbed me!!?
http://www.youtube.com/user/DramaTubeSUCKS
automaticly blocked them, i am in no mood
fun time is over!!

I know many of you are already aware of this.
I just wanted to get it off my chest.

Silence, they say, is the voice of complicity.

But silence is impossible.

Silence screams.

Silence is a message,

just as doing nothing is an act.

Let who you are ring out & resonate

in every word & every deed.

Yes, become who you are.

There's no sidestepping your own being

or your own responsibility.

What you do is who you are.

You are your own comeuppance.

You become your own message.

You are the message.

In the… Continue