zomg

so yeah, i've been thinking about this for a few days now.

most of you who use this website are fucking retarded. save for a few, the general population here is akin to a bunch of monkeys, fucking each other stupid in pools of their own feces.

omg no way? lulz he did not just say that did he? zomg!

seriously though. the latest rage has been to wax bitchisophical about some redneck dipshit who has shit better to do than pretend that he is relevant in ANY setting. A man so broken down, he can't even muster the energy needed to enjoy masturbation. Who is dangerously obsessed with Trevor Reiger, and not even God can figure out how the fuck someone could find Trevor interesting enough to devote 12 seconds to him, let alone an entire internet domain.

now, i'm all for lulz and drama and general acts of fuckery, but at some point, you have to know when to stop fucking the corpse. if we are going to get all bloggy and shit about something, can we at least not center it around two of the dumbest motherfuckers on the netz?

and then, oh the best part, is our ALL POWERFUL AND SEXY ADMINISTRATOR FAT O' PLENTY posting paypal screenshots, then getting bitch slapped for doing so, then pulling it, then re-posting it, by which point everybody lost interest anyways.

ugh. disgusting. the drama on here isn't worth a bag of shit. it's all repetitive, retarded, and not very lulzy. these lulzcows have been milked dry, let's see if we can't find the bulls.

nobody takes this website seriously because we've never had any competition. look at our main competitors, a term I use loosely-

Vloggerheads- the site where all the washed up *popular* youtube losers hang out.
Sersontology- created by the legendary failfuck Tom Serson. who even in fail, will still find win

and now apparently we have another participant in this failfest-
(i'll be honest I don't know the url for phantom409's website, i really don't.)

yup. these are the people we claim WIN on all the time. woo hoo. isn't that like beating the fuck out of a paralyzed midget? sure, it makes you feel good for a minute, but you wouldn't brag about it, would you? not unless you raped it too, then you could brag.

let's do something fun. let's take down something. start a fire, that kind of thing. I wanna see someone's good name destroyed.
we need a new target. someone to ridicule mercilessly. someone who can stand up and fight back, and do so with great amounts of lulz.