No? Well it looks like someone wasted their time posting a bunch of blogs.

Did anyone else see the Venus transit? I'll give you the tl;dr version.

That shit took hours in real time, but it was cool to watch. I got a glimpse of it for a couple of seconds early on because I stacked some sunglasses on top of each other. Yea it sounds dumb, but I saw motherfucking Venus, and it won't show up that way again for over 100 years. My vision…

I know I have. Turns out there's a nice fat list of words that send up red flags, check this out.

So remember not to use any of these words, don't rock the boat, pay your taxes, etc.

Don't forget to pick up my new CD Electric Pork Cloud. Ah,…

Greetings friends. I'm sure everyone on this site is well up to date with the myriad of batshit insane theories for whats to come later this year, so I'd like to discuss some of right now because if theres one thing the internet is lacking, its discussion about 2012apocalypseclusterfuckwhathaveyou. Lets start off by addressing that apocalypse actually means uncovering…

If any of you don't know about this, well, you're too late to do anything about it. Just prepare to get raped in your virtual butt.

http://americancensorship.org/

This shit passes, we essentially lose the internet as the last free…

Get it? lololololololololol i trol u

This is the part where I discuss some shit no one cares about.

This is the next part where I try to coyly slip in an underhanded comment.

This is the last part where I rally support with something related or not.

Theres cameras in your food dood.

The pope eats babies.

The stargate is in yemen (google it).

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