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How did you get by without knowing these?

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're
there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now.)

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first
flight.

The wingspan of the B-36, a retired USAF bomber, was twice as long.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses
were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The
second? William Jefferson Clinton.

And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Now, you know everything there is to know.

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Comment by RAGE® on January 22, 2010 at 2:12pm
hahahahaha!!!

true so very fucking true!!!!!!!
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Comment by THE BEE O MUTHER FUCKIN BEE on January 22, 2010 at 1:57am
i need an emoticon to react to this properly
Comment by MBRHIndustries on January 22, 2010 at 1:00am
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

wat
Comment by RAGE® on January 21, 2010 at 10:29pm
LOL @ eire!!!
Comment by eire138 on January 21, 2010 at 10:24pm
ha!!! I bet I can think of a few people who like the turtle also breathe through their butts......
Comment by RAGE® on January 21, 2010 at 10:11pm
LOL MRB yah when i got this i did almost the same i went looking for feet pics LOLOLOL!
Comment by Thomas on January 21, 2010 at 10:05pm
wicked blog do one a day :)

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