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Sex Tips
I don't claim to be the expert but here's some things I've learned.
1. 2 in the pink one in the stink. NOT the other way around.
2. Altoids are curiously strong, but Pop Rocks rock!!!
3. Expired condoms work just as well as new ones.
4. The female condom is the dumbest reinvention since Micheal Jackson.
5. A BJ without the girl looking at u is as dumb as the female condom.
6. A beer bottle is NOT a dildo, but they do have a diamond cutter at hospitals is case u forget that one.
7. U can't get pregnant if u have sex in water. I'm mean I'm 9 for 9 on that one.
8. Anal sex is overrated, rim jobs are underrated.
9. Frog sex. U use each others feet to thrust.
10. Crossing swords in a girls mouth does not make u gay.
11. A 3some with 2 chicks in real life they r all over each other and really don't even want u there.
12. Dry humping doesn't count as sex, but damn is it fun.
13. Guys prefer to have sex at 10:30 am while women are at 10:30 pm.
14. Having sex with a woman on her period is dryer than a turkey on rye with no mayo.
15. It doesn't take Indiana Jones to find the G-spot. Up and towards ya!
16. U can push on a woman's stomach to make her Vee-J-Jay seem tighter.
17. Asian women's Vee-J-Jay's are tighter.
18. It's mur exciting to make a women queif then have an orgasm.
19. Stimulate the clitoris while having sex is key.
20. Bigger girls give better head.
21. As far as Cheerleaders, Babysitters, and twins are great, cross off at the very least Brunette, Red head, blonde, Asian, black, and white. I mean at the very least.
22. Older women know their shit.
23. Young girls don't know anything, and r the best!!!!
1. 2 in the pink one in the stink. NOT the other way around.
2. Altoids are curiously strong, but Pop Rocks rock!!!
3. Expired condoms work just as well as new ones.
4. The female condom is the dumbest reinvention since Micheal Jackson.
5. A BJ without the girl looking at u is as dumb as the female condom.
6. A beer bottle is NOT a dildo, but they do have a diamond cutter at hospitals is case u forget that one.
7. U can't get pregnant if u have sex in water. I'm mean I'm 9 for 9 on that one.
8. Anal sex is overrated, rim jobs are underrated.
9. Frog sex. U use each others feet to thrust.
10. Crossing swords in a girls mouth does not make u gay.
11. A 3some with 2 chicks in real life they r all over each other and really don't even want u there.
12. Dry humping doesn't count as sex, but damn is it fun.
13. Guys prefer to have sex at 10:30 am while women are at 10:30 pm.
14. Having sex with a woman on her period is dryer than a turkey on rye with no mayo.
15. It doesn't take Indiana Jones to find the G-spot. Up and towards ya!
16. U can push on a woman's stomach to make her Vee-J-Jay seem tighter.
17. Asian women's Vee-J-Jay's are tighter.
18. It's mur exciting to make a women queif then have an orgasm.
19. Stimulate the clitoris while having sex is key.
20. Bigger girls give better head.
21. As far as Cheerleaders, Babysitters, and twins are great, cross off at the very least Brunette, Red head, blonde, Asian, black, and white. I mean at the very least.
22. Older women know their shit.
23. Young girls don't know anything, and r the best!!!!
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Comment by DrMayonnaise on February 25, 2009 at 11:43am
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nah dood, noo croseng off teh brunetes case teh goth chicks r generaley blak hared oar rede heded
Y doo pepal alweys wanet ovar infleted bloands aneweys? Firgitabotit
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Comment by Steven on February 25, 2009 at 10:18am
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LMAO at the toe pic
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Comment by Yetty on February 25, 2009 at 10:14am
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Comment by Justinmazing on February 25, 2009 at 6:06am
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Hahaha! Yeah I checked everyone. Glad u know bigger girls give better head.
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Comment by MBD - Tha Last NetBender on February 25, 2009 at 5:48am
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Well....I'll tell you what I KNOW to be truth:
4, 5, 12, 15, 19, 20, 22, 23
I'll take your word for the others, lol
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Which part did u like?
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This post is AWESOME!!!
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