You kids and yr social networkz

Here's my 21 thoughts.

1. I don't own 51 things.
2. Online me and "real life" me try to be the same person.
3. Blunty has been and will always be an asshole.
4. Obama is black, deal with it.
5. Gays want to get married, let them.
6. Women equal rights passed in 1920, still men make more money.
7. My masturbation is getting out of hand. (pun intended)
8. I'm glad FireFox tells me how to spell masturbation right.
9. As much as I say I don't want to care, I do care.
10. Found religion and found out it's a money making scam.
11. Back on Nate, you never hit a woman, unless she stabs you in the throat.
12. Hunter S. Thompson was the greatest writer that ever lived.
13. I understand life, death, and even women...sometimes.
14. I'm a waiter at Olive Garden and when I'm there it's like hanging out with family.
15. I hate how sarcasm gets lost in typing.
16. I'm in Love with someone online and she just wants to be friends.
17. I was the most popular of the least popular in high school.
18. I no longer do drugs, except for weed and the occasional cocaine.
19. I've seen every movie, well almost.
20. I'm really a nice guy, unless I feel like being an asshole, then I'm an asshole.
21. You tag girls asses not other ppl into doing videos. Get it straight.