EVERY THiNG THAT GLiTTERS AiNT ALWAYS A DAYUM DiAMOND..

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Comment by MBRHIndustries on June 5, 2010 at 1:57pm

Daaaaaamn. hahahahaha

You gotta run when you feel tape. Theres only one thing that needs to be taped down under a dress, and thats a penis. I sincerely doubt anyones got labia that her underwear don't provide enough support for.

Comment by Count Draugula on June 4, 2010 at 3:19pm

I laughed... but only because I have something that I call, ahem... "the crotch check", I do it early on, and often on the "Female".. BECAAAUUUUUSE... I have a similar story, but I didn't get rocked by a hook... I jumped away into a table like a cobra struck at me... fell all over and ran outside, my friends were like, you didn't know? I was like..., man... I'm drunk! - nowadays, I got different versions of the crotch check, "the accident", the "come on"... the " I gotta do this, cause I'm scared" ... and "the sneaky"... like during a round from first to second. OMG... I did it to a questionable "friendly" barmaid once (she was cool... )... I went back, SIX MONTHS LATER... and she yelled my name from across the bar... SIX MONTHS! She remembered how "engaging" I was... HAHAHA!