German Penis-Nose Police Traffic Check

(Tanslation)

Cop: General traffic check. Driver's license and registration, please.

Driver: Here you go. Did I do something wrong?

Cop: As I said, general traffic check. What the...? What did you do with your photo?

Driver: What do you mean?

Cop: Well, someone obviously drew a p...

...

Cop: ...onto your face.

Driver: No one drew anything onto my face. What do you mean? (grabs photo back) Oh, you mean, about the glasses? Yeah, I don't have to wear the glasses for driving anymore. I had my eyes lazered. Yeah, it's kind of vain, I know. Was there anything else wrong?

Cop: You have a...I mean, you have to...

Driver: can I keep driving now? I have an appointment coming up, with an ear nose and throat doctor. I have a sore throat. So, if there isn't anything else, I'd like to keep going.

Cop: what? Yes, yes...

Driver: (sneezes) Sorry about that, air conditioning in the car here. Have a nice day.

Cop: Gesundheit [Bless You]