Miley Cyrus decided to expose Lisbon to her underage camel toe over the weekend and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but she can’t help the fact she grew up in the south where it’s illegal to discuss anything related to the hole Jesus puts babies in. But her entire staff can’t be backward-ass rednecks, can they? I mean, there had to be at least one person saying illegal moose-knuckle and blow-up doll faces don’t belong on the same stage, threats of Billy Ray mullet wounds be damned.
Dear Miley,
There are these things called “cameras” that record moments in time exactly as they happen. I know that sounds like devil magic, but you’re going to have to roll with me on this one. However, if you are familiar with them, I should probably point out they also work at places that aren’t the swimming hole your dad put up a sign that reads “Nekkids Only.” Just in case there’s any confusion.
I didn’t look at your underwear,
The Superficial
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