Things are cool.
Things could be crabs scuttling the bottom of the sea floor, or the fish above it pooping on its head. The crap falling on the crustecean's empty head, very well, to be sure, is a thing. I think things are cool.
Nouns is another word for "things" if you think about it. Noun is a word that means, in all literal and definitive ways, is a "thing"
The next time you want to say, "look at that that thing", why not try, "Whoa, shit, look at that noun."
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