Crazy messages from Twitter

They're from a twitter profile that posts these for ppl & keeps 'em anonymous.





01. Grandma's favorite son molested me when I was ~6. When I asked them to make him stop he denied it, and she called me the pervert.

02. My wife wants me to give her $300. I am going to demand she orally satisfies me before I give her any money.

03. i wish sometimes that my wife would find someone that she gets along w/ better. i work alot and she stays at home with the kids

04. I hate going out in public with my friends, because I think I'm the ugliest one in the group and guys never try and hit on me.

05. my happiest moment in life was not my college graduation, not marriage, not the birth my first child. it was when I got my classic car

06. didn't know my bf had invited our friends over. i was masturbating in the bathroom when one of them walked in. so mad i had to stop.

07. I told people I had an affair with your husband. It's a lie. He raped me. I'm too ashamed to tell people the truth.

08. Almost 2 years ago my soul mate & Love of my life died. I never got the chance to actually say "I love you". I miss her everyday

09. Everytime the babysitter comes over, I feel like a dirty old man for thinking all that nasty stuff about her.

10. I need to tell someone that my daughter is pg with her 2nd child. She's only 18 and Im scared for her

11. I flirt with the women who work behind the counters at convenience store for free coffee. It works.

12. I got married less than 6 months ago and regret it every day

13. after you shot yourself i started crying myself to sleep & cutting. why couldn't you just take me with you? i'm so numb.

14. My ex kept persuading me to become a prostitute and now I'm so broke I'm considering it

15. I was diagnosed with herpes 20 years ago and have never told any of my lovers.

16. My best friend just told me she's pregnant. She got knocked up the night of her mother's funeral.

17. I love weekends when my kids are with their dad; that's when my husband and I get the sex toy box out!