Nutty Twitter messages; part2
01. i sometimes wonder what your mom would think of me. i swear i didn't know it was a gun. i'm so sorry.
02. having an affair with a famous musician who tours the world isn't as fabulous as it might sound.
03. I just had to do one of the hardest things I've ever done - I just told my 5 yr. old daughter that her baby brother didn't make it...
04. I'm scared I will cheat on my girlfriend because she's not conventionally pretty.
05. My girlfriend an me found a nice house to live in together. But I'd rather stay alone. I'm sure she isn't the one.
06. I regret missing my mom's last birthday when she was sick to go to a theme park with friends. She died 2 months later.
07. I'm a high level Catholic Priest, have had sex with men and don't believe in God. Is this bad?
08. We're both on drugs. We're both destined to die before 25. Punk love is the most dangerous kind, and I don't want it any other way.
09. I am 16 and Have a 6 month old BEAUTIFUL baby boy.... I dont regret a thing!
10. I am with my bf because of his money. He pays for everything and i keep myself satisfied by cheating on him.
11. I pick a fight with my husband every night just so he'll decide to sleep on the couch as if it hurts me, but it's the only way I get any sleep
12. My sister relapsed, stole 15K of jewels from my mom, including her wedding ring. My dad died in Feb. I want to but can't forgive her.
13. The only reason I'm losing weight is to look better than your ex-wife in our wedding pictures.
14. i love you and want to spend my life with you but life could be so much easier with someone else.
15. When I'm drunk I watch gay porn
16. I'm constantly checking out women everywhere. Women in their 50's to high school girls. If people only knew how perverted I am.
17. my mom cheated on my dad, i told him he thinks im begging for attention.. i havent talked to either in a month it kills me
18. i have an urge to masturbate when staying overnight in a new unfamiliar environment: hotels, friends houses, bathrooms. am i weird?
02. having an affair with a famous musician who tours the world isn't as fabulous as it might sound.
03. I just had to do one of the hardest things I've ever done - I just told my 5 yr. old daughter that her baby brother didn't make it...
04. I'm scared I will cheat on my girlfriend because she's not conventionally pretty.
05. My girlfriend an me found a nice house to live in together. But I'd rather stay alone. I'm sure she isn't the one.
06. I regret missing my mom's last birthday when she was sick to go to a theme park with friends. She died 2 months later.
07. I'm a high level Catholic Priest, have had sex with men and don't believe in God. Is this bad?
08. We're both on drugs. We're both destined to die before 25. Punk love is the most dangerous kind, and I don't want it any other way.
09. I am 16 and Have a 6 month old BEAUTIFUL baby boy.... I dont regret a thing!
10. I am with my bf because of his money. He pays for everything and i keep myself satisfied by cheating on him.
11. I pick a fight with my husband every night just so he'll decide to sleep on the couch as if it hurts me, but it's the only way I get any sleep
12. My sister relapsed, stole 15K of jewels from my mom, including her wedding ring. My dad died in Feb. I want to but can't forgive her.
13. The only reason I'm losing weight is to look better than your ex-wife in our wedding pictures.
14. i love you and want to spend my life with you but life could be so much easier with someone else.
15. When I'm drunk I watch gay porn
16. I'm constantly checking out women everywhere. Women in their 50's to high school girls. If people only knew how perverted I am.
17. my mom cheated on my dad, i told him he thinks im begging for attention.. i havent talked to either in a month it kills me
18. i have an urge to masturbate when staying overnight in a new unfamiliar environment: hotels, friends houses, bathrooms. am i weird?
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Comment by MBRHIndustries on August 28, 2009 at 11:04pm
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Number 18 is weird because he stays overnight in bathrooms.
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