What great ideas deteriorate into, in IRC chat

P**** - "Hi, I work for Oral B, we make toothbrushes and vibrators.
P**** - infact we make vibrators and toothbrushes in the same model."
4n0nym0u5V - I guess that vibrator division should be called Oral V?
LazyDreamer - would doubt it
LazyDreamer - can't
LazyDreamer - oral v implies a mouth
LazyDreamer - oral and oral sex.. that would be the common though process with the name oral v
4n0nym0u5V - flip the switch, the bristles pop up
P**** - What happened if you accidently left it in tootbhbrush mode? =V
4n0nym0u5V - it'll be a new type of clean, at least the teeth down there will be minty fresh
P**** - D:
P**** - ROFL.
LazyDreamer - lol
4n0nym0u5V - a friend of mine discussed Vagina Dentata a couple years back... at least there is a new solution for vaginal tooth decay