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So Adam and Eve lived In a gadda da vida until Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Then God give them the boot.



OK first fucked up thing with this scenario is that the bible blames a woman for not living in paradise. But how about all those Catholics that still eat apples?



I mean man and woman where kicked out of the Garden of Eden for eating an apple. But we still to this day eat apples.



Isn't that like a slap in God's face? "The one thing I don't want you to do is… Continue

Dropping Docs is gay

5awesome channels are gay (except for the drunks)

"Sorry I haven't made a video in awhile" videos are gay

Boh3m3 is way gay

Mr Safety has girl and boy parts and got himself pregnant once, and thus is gay

Videos under :30 are gay

Videos over 6:00 are gay

Ian Crossland....

Ning sites, we have enough, more would be gay

The 2 girls I sleep with on the daily are gay

Overdraft fees are gay

Cops searching cars is gay

Mr.… Continue

I don't claim to be the expert but here's some things I've learned.



1. 2 in the pink one in the stink. NOT the other way around.



2. Altoids are curiously strong, but Pop Rocks rock!!!



3. Expired condoms work just as well as new ones.



4. The female condom is the dumbest reinvention since Micheal Jackson.



5. A BJ without the girl looking at u is as dumb as the female condom.



6. A beer bottle is NOT a dildo, but they do have a… Continue

Here's my 21 thoughts.



1. I don't own 51 things.

2. Online me and "real life" me try to be the same person.

3. Blunty has been and will always be an asshole.

4. Obama is black, deal with it.

5. Gays want to get married, let them.

6. Women equal rights passed in 1920, still men make more money.

7. My masturbation is getting out of hand. (pun intended)

8. I'm glad FireFox tells me how to spell masturbation right.

9. As much as I say I don't want… Continue