CALIFORNIA's Blog – April 2009 Archive (5)

Urban Legends



I was trying to figure out what drugs would make this tolerable. This is the pre-movie-mixture: 3 joints fast, in a row; let it kick in at least 30 minutes prior to inserting dvd. 15 mins in, match it w 3 oxycontins downed via 3 shots tequila. Injest worm. At the hour mark, you'll hit "I'm so scared. Hey, nothing's gonna happen to you, I promise" then a kiss, whereupon lesbian throws hissy fir int he middle of a thunderstorming massacre commemoration bash.… Continue

Well, since Lea said something about continuing on my merry way with horror flick reviews I shall commence.



THE MORGUE

No. Just no. The fact this shit is out new makes it even less defensible from just NO. & how low can you go from NO? I’ll tell you. You go to “Everyone, let’s separate” – assuredly the most insipid film cliché ever. Which is exactly what they do. Over & over and wonder why they get bumped off. Let me at this screenwriter. I’ll can do that. And what’s… Continue

Some wanted follow-up on my progress at abating lifelong wimpiness via plunging into your random scary movie suggestions. Henceforth:



Thank you very much for QUARANTINE. Too afraid to shut my eyes, still awake as the sun was coming up, I had to take a sleeping pill to get ANY sleep the other night. Then dreamed about getting attacked by childhood dog, bitten on the arm while brother watched on, then awakened to the song lyrics "Please release me, let me go" not on radio but… Continue

After spending 40+ years avoiding 'scary' movies at all costs, I'm now on a jag catching up online.

Can anyone recommend any? Along the lines of The Shining.... not into gore or gratuitious crap. I'm watching The Exorcist on YT right now & am bored, lol.

Thanks much

Check it out. Totally random conversations with totally random strangers. I conversed with a military contractor in Kuwait for a 1/2 hour. Some weirdos but overall it's been interesting. One guy tried to convince me he was outside my house watching me. I was like alright then, wave at me. LOL