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I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date…

Dear I-Tube:

It appears as though one of the brighter people over on Vloggerheads is PsychoBabble.  His latest video on the moral scale over there is head-on. 

It would also appear that Phantom409 is still kissing ass to Vloggerheads with his desperate attempts to get back into that crap hole.  However, his latest embed here on I-Tube will most likely move his efforts back.  Phantom does not realize his lust for drama - is shown in that embed - as he expects…

Professor Psychobable presents a video explaining the intricacies of navigating Vloggerheads moraly elite insult meter...

Find more videos like this on VloggerHeads

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Dear I-Tube:

It would seem most of you have missed me.  I am, however, happy to announce that I am back.  Special wink at Selina - and Shawny.

I see that Phantom409 and Argent009 are going back and forth.  First about paranormal activity.  Now about professional wrestling.  My opinion on the matter is that both are absolute FAKES.  Professional wrestling is no different than watching a soap opera.  And there has never been any solid proof about paranormal…

You're mission, should you choose to accept it is this.

Date: Sept. 12th, 2011

Show:  Fox & Friends

Clip:  Presidential Candidates (feat. Jason Wright)

If anyone has this clip DVR'ed or can find it...I NEED THAT SHIZ!!!

Shawny Owes Me…

Hi Guys & Gals,

There is a new(ish) type of Malware going around that hails from Russia. It's a type of Malware called Ransomware. It basically completely locks you out of your PC, even if you reboot your PC up in safe-mode it will run and lock you out. This blog will go through the basic steps of removing such Randsomware from your PC. It's not easy to get rid of but by carefully following this blog you should be fine.

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Get it? lololololololololol i trol u

This is the part where I discuss some shit no one cares about.

This is the next part where I try to coyly slip in an underhanded comment.

This is the last part where I rally support with something related or not.

Theres cameras in your food dood.

The pope eats babies.

The stargate is in yemen (google it).

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Dear I-Tube:

This blog is not going to be about any site.  I shall not mention a site name.  You can read it.  You can move on.  It's up to you.  Those who read, may find themselves enlightened. 

It is interesting how some people are simply blind to the realities of life.  Online communities are no different.  How ironic how a project could start of with one mission - and end up in the complete opposite end of the spectrum!

Then, once that…

In your latest video as of date, on Vloggerheads, you presented a different side of yourself.  One that is contemplative.  One that is displaying some compassion.  I noted it very interesting how, in your statements, you still kept your cocky - "I am entitled to degrade anything and anybody" demeanor.

Nevermind the music in the background and the "awe" so sweet tone you tried to use in your words.

That is take number one.

Here is take number…

Hi guys and gals,

I have been lurking on i-tube for quite a while now so thought it would be only fair that I create at least some content for the site. 

I am a freelance web designer/video editor but I am also a pc security professional. This means that most of my blogs are going to be of a technical nature but hopefully ones that will help people. This particular blog deals with the E-mail scammers.

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This is as mass crowd pleasing as I can do! Play it, download it, dig it, cut it listen in the bath on a bike on a hike with green eggs and ham do with it what you like and what you can!

Put some pep in your step some pride in your stride and don't join the darkside!

Honestly those of you that don't like the music I play should dig this ;…

So I hosted a video over on one of our partner sites, as I often do.  THIS one...is actually making the news.  It's from one of my (unnamed) drivers documenting themselves being overworked...more like 10 hrs and 30 mins later, before dispatch OFFERED a lunch break.

I posted this video on YT, not here, since I could embed straight from YouTube.  Here's the video.

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Sorry PV it should have occurred to me earlier but Frank just made me realise that MJ was a fucking peasant and kiddy fiddler.

Taking that into account please choose another song.   Look at the suggestion box on Vh for some inspiration. 

Here is Franks video on the subject and I have to agree it is totally fair enough.

<br /><small><a href="http://www.vloggerheads.com/video/video">Find more videos like this on…

Dear I-Tube:

This will be one of my shorter messages, but, nonetheless, important. 

To Frank and Phantom: get a room or STFU already.

To Phantom: you are doing really desperate things to get back on Vloggerheads.  It is to the point of being pathetic. 

To BrokenMech: I like the new you.  You are a pretty awesome guy.

To Selina:  you never replied to my last email.  That's not nice.

That's all I…

Please get all your suggestions for tunes for our champions to dance to in this blog so we can choose one for round three and maybe help PV choose one for round two.

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Franks official Entry to round one of the first Annual Sexual Dancer Dance Off has been released.

PV  you now have to make a video dancing to this song. 

You may then choose another song for round two that you shall both dance to.

The members of vh and i-tube will then choose a song for the final round.

After all three rounds the members of both sites will give the videos their scores.

The winner will not only be crowned the first King of Sexual Dancing but…